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About Me Member dAmn Addict yaoigasmlol20/Female/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 2 Years
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HOLY WOWZAH thats bad

Sun Aug 24, 2008, 6:04 PM
Instructions:
Start with 100%. Put an X next to everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% virgin.

1. Smoked. []
2. Drank alcohol. [x]
3. Cried when someone died. [x]
4. Been drunk. [x]
5. Had sex. [x]
6. Been to a concert. [x]
7. Gotten/given a handjob. [x]
8. Gotten/given a blowjob. [x]
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. [x]
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. [x]

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 91%

11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. [x]
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.[x]
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before. []
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. []
15. Been to prom. [x]
16. Cried at school. [x]
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. [x]
18. Went streaking.[x]
19. Given or received a lap dance. [x]
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. [x]

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 83%

21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. [x]
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. [x]
23. Kissed a stranger. []
24. Hugged a stranger. [x]
25. Went scuba diving. [x]
26. Driven a car. [x]
27. Gotten an x-ray. [x]
28. Hit by a car. []
29. Had a party. [x]
30. Done serious drugs. []

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 77%

31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball. [x]
32. Got paid to strip for someone. [x]
33. Run away from home. []
34. Broken a bone. [x]
35. Eaten sushi. [x]
36. Bought porn. [x]
37. Watched porn. [x]
38. Made porn. [x]
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. []
40. Been in love. [x]

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 69% <--lol 69

41. French kissed. [x]
42. Laughed so hard you cried. [x]
43. Cried yourself to sleep. [x]
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. [x]
45. Stabbed yourself. [x]
46. Shot a gun. [x]
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. []
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. [x]
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. [x]
50. Watched an animal die. []

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 61%

51. Watched a person die. []
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. [x]
53. Pranked somebody. [x]
54. Put somebody in the hospital. [x]
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. [x]
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. []
57. Dressed punk. [x]
58. Dressed goth. [x]
59. Dressed preppy. [x]
60. Been to a motocross race. [x]

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 53%<--holy shit!

61. Avoided somebody. [x]
62. Been stalked. [x](alot)
63. Stalked someone. [x] (i confess i stalked you josh i needed to find out if you are really gay and boy youll never guess what i saw . . . gawd control your self)
64. Met a celebrity. [x]
65. Played an instrument. [x]
66. Ridden a horse. [x]
67. Cut yourself. [x](accident!)
68. Bungee jumped. [x]
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. [x]
70. Been to a wild party [x]

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 43%<--*faints*

71. Got caught stealing something. [x]
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. [x]
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. []
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. []
75. Got arrested. []
76. Been pregnant. []
77. Babysat. [x]
78. Been to another country. [x]
79. Started your house on fire. [x]
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. [x]

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 37%

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. [x](i was almost bald after i had 4 inches of hair left!!)
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. [x]
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. [x]
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. [x]
85. Sat on your butt all day. [x]
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. [x]
87. Had a job. [x]
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. [x]
89. Been called a whore. [x]
90. Danced like a whore. [x]

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 27%

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. [x]
92. Been in a car accident. [x]
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. [x]
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. [x]
95. Raped somebody. []
96. Danced in the rain. [x]
97. Been rejected. [x]
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. [x](thay threw a pot of sauce at me!)
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. [x]
100. Been raped. []
i am olay 19% virgin holy shiot biotch

  • Mood: Alarmed
  • Listening to: moaning
  • Reading: da
  • Watching: momo MASTERbate (lol) im to tired to have secks
  • Playing: nothing im on da
  • Eating: advil
  • Drinking: murdocs souls power drink its great!

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  • Favourite artist: ur mom
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  • Favourite photographer: i like photos
  • Favourite style of art: paint?
  • Operating System: a computer?
  • MP3 player of choice: ipod
  • Shell of choice: shell wtf are u asking me for seafood recomendations?
  • Wallpaper of choice: wall paper gets messy
  • Skin of choice: mine . . . or yours
  • Favourite game: ddr using this i lost 23 pounds! CHAA!
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Comments


:iconxeternalxsnowx:
I kinda just realized something....
your ID says you are pregnant....
but if the baby is due Sept. 30, you are like....... 7 months pregnant O_o

Gabby, that's disturbing, and really..... *shudders* yeah, disturbing

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THERE ARE GHOSTS IN MY HOUSE!
I SEE THEM!!!
O.o
:iconxeternalxsnowx:
when is your birthday?

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THERE ARE GHOSTS IN MY HOUSE!
I SEE THEM!!!
O.o
:iconmanaking190:
Ohai Gabby. o3o

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Bitches and whores.

ALL HAIL THE GRAPPLING HOOK.

Over-Shoulder Boulder Holders. :meow:
:iconyaoigasmlol:
pleAs privatley note me~ (pm)

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Kyle & Kenny's Jew Babies
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Damien: Pippers!
Pip:I thought i told you not to call me that Dame.
Damien:But you know you love it!
Pip:No sex.
Damien: DAYM I thought I was the ainti-christ here!
:iconhypersoda:
Hey Gabby, it's Kim from the March of Dimes walk! ^-^

*watches*
:iconyaoigasmlol:
Oh heeeeeeeey

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Kyle & Kenny's Jew Babies
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Damien: Pippers!
Pip:I thought i told you not to call me that Dame.
Damien:But you know you love it!
Pip:No sex.
Damien: DAYM I thought I was the ainti-christ here!
:iconhypersoda:
Oh lol, so it is you. Sorry, your info crap kind threw me off quite a bit. ._.
:iconhypersoda:
Oh woops, I typed this in on the wrong page. ._. Ignore this, lol.
:iconrainsglorie:
I can't find you on facebook, man. D:
:iconrainsglorie:
OMG. LOL. I got the 1,001th page view. D:
Rawr.

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